Ahoy ye Scurvy Dogs and Saucy Wenches!
Come set a-blaze yer Bold, Intrepid Senses
And Cruise the Treach'rous Straights of Yarra River
With Rare Delights and Wonders Set to Shiver
With Games to Test yer Cunning and yer Might
And Jaunty Jigs to Dance into the Night
Embrace the Salty Freedom of the Seas
And Romp with us in Raucous Revelries!

That’s the offer from the Guild of the Golden Owl, who’ve organised a pirate cruise aboard Melbourne’s finest pirate ship, The Lady Cutler.  Mere mortals are invited (pirate dress compulsory).  For details, go here.

And be entertained by Stephen Taberner and The League of Preposterous Gentlemen, whoever they are.